A perpetually drunken crow and his uncle, an alcoholic monkey, embark on a series of nautical adventures in this animated series adapted from the "Maakies" comic strip by Tony Millionaire.
In order to date his loathsome girlfriend without gagging, Drinky Crow tears out his eyes and replaces them with beer goggles.
When Drinky Crow's girlfriend dies horribly, he decides to convert his grief into money at a marine theme park that specializes in sex, violence, and meta-humor.
Uncle Gabby gives Drinky Crow a hernia, and feels guilt for the first time in his life, so he orders an immense Monkey God from the internet.
Drinky Crow infuriates his brain by quitting drinking, Gabby dates a sexy French spy trapped in a cage, and a young syphlis with a lot to prove fights his bladder.
Drinky Crow's old girlfriend comes back into his life but is only interested in sex and slavery.
Dino Stamatopoulos
Drinky Crow
David Herman
Uncle Gabby
Eric Kaplan
Creator