Tom Parker

Even though Halloween is Claire’s holiday, she allows Phil to take over this year so instead of her usual fright-fest theme, he decides to turn the house into AwesomeLand! Gloria picks out Princess Fiona and Shrek costumes for her and Jay but Jay decides he wants to be Prince Charming complete with a full head of gorgeous hair, and with the hair comes a new sense of confidence. Elsewhere, Cameron gets overwhelmed by the day’s activities and Mitchell has closing arguments for a huge case, and it doesn’t help that the stenographer is dressed like a spider.

Still fresh from her divorce, Amy (America Ferrera) doesn't feel ready to start dating again. But when Mateo (Nico Santos) tries to set her up with his loser cousin, she gets determined to show everyone she can do better, and breaks some hearts in the process. Meanwhile, Dina (Lauren Ash) takes advantage of a medical condition to scam Glenn (Mark McKinney) into accommodating her every need.

When a waterpark installs one of Harley’s inventions, the Diaz family gets to vacation there for free!

The Diaz kids must work together to save their vacation from unforeseen expenditures.

When a boat delivery cancels on Tom, the Diaz family takes the opportunity to deliver it together as a spring vacation!