On a cruise ship returning from a vacation in Hawaii, Jack falls asleep and dreams that a woman sitting next to him has turned into Marilyn Monroe.
Police Lt. Jack questions notorious killer Babyface Bogart. Jack attempts to persuade Gregory Ratoff to cast him in a film instead of Vincent Price.
Jack turns down an invitation to a New Year's Eve party because of a date with a lady friend only to finds himself at a 'party' with a new date.
Jack dreams that he and Mary have been married for 21 years, however, Mary is the one who goes to work, and Jack is the homemaker.
Jack panics when Rochester calls him while on set to inform him that his Maxwell car has been stolen, so they visit the Beverly Hills police station.
On Rochester's day off, Jack must fend for himself around the house and later holds tryouts for undiscovered talent who wish to become regulars.