O'Grady

Abby could have probably chosen a better time to experiment with a new look... 'cause right now, the Weirdness had made it impossible to dish insults. Meanwhile Kevin finds his true calling: Mall Cop. Complete with the requisite facial hair.

The O'Grady students will go to great lengths to score "Lingonberry" texting gadgets, including accepting a challenge to go WITHOUT SUGAR for 30 days. Of course, Kevin smells an opportunity: a black market for sweets.

Sneezing is getting old... literally. When all of O'Grady instantly ages at the sign of a sneeze, their future selves come to life on a ditch day gone wrong. And as Kevin finds out in the aptly-named "woods", Abby's future is pretty... hot.

Cameras are everywhere for the Insanity Games, and the Weirdness has made pain a non-issue for the moment. So when Beth gets a TV makeover, it gets kind of "extreme"... think "staple gun." Meanwhile Kevin tries to out-dude an Insanity Games star.

Harold and Kevin find Weirdness-inspired remote controls that work on people instead of TVs. Abby points hers as Pete Klesko, but Beth ends up in an all out Remote War with an evil cheerleader.

Iris goes stalker on Abby, and it's not pretty. Meanwhile, Beth tries to use her Spring Break to build houses for the needy, but Kevin would rather raid their wood stash to build a half-pipe. The Daily Show's Rob Corddry guest stars.