Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

First Day: It's the first day of school, and Ned and Cookie discover Moze has taken Cooking instead of Art to separate herself from the guys for once. / Lockers: When Ned's new locker neighbor gives him a bad rep, he searches for a new locker. Moze tries to use her locker to make new friends that are girls, but ends up competing with Suzie Crabgrass.

Bathrooms: Moze puts Ned's name on a bathroom stall, and someone puts kissy lips next to it. Cookie tries to hold using the bathroom but gets stuck in the girls' room. / Project Partners: Ned and Cookie's baby is kidnapped. Moze must choose a partner for Social Studies.

Detentions: Ned, Cookie and Moze are sent to detention for various reasons. Moze gets out of it by helping out Coach Dirga. Cookie and Ned fear the bad kids in the back row. / Teachers: Ned clashes with Mr. Sweeney and realizes how to get an A, by doing the work! Moze has a new student teacher in math, and devises a plan to get the students to listen to him.

Seating: Ned and Cookie to figure out how to sit at the cool table. Moze changes when she moves to the front of Science class and does so good that the teacher reverses the room, making Moze in back. Gordy helps Cookie create the ultimate bus bounce. / Tryouts: Ned attempts ascending to the basketball team and tries to become taller so he'll make the team. Moze goes out for volleyball, basketball, track, but must decide between them.

Crushes: Ned has a crush on Suzie and Cookie has developed a "perfect match" computer program. Coconut Head follows Moze and she thinks that Coconut Head wants to ask her to the dance. / Dances: Ned wants to dance with Suzie. But with her getting together and breaking up, will he be able to dance with her? Moze has dance tips of her own while Cookie waits for supermodel Martika after forcing to get her to be his perfect match.

Sick Days: Ned must stay healthy when the flu hits Polk Middle School and he finds out Mat Hoffman is coming to visit. Cookie tries to keep his perfect attendance record intact with help from Lisa. Moze tries to get sick and miss her speech in Social Studies. / Spelling Bee: Cookie is the only one with a chance to beat the dreaded Killer Bees. With an easy spell at the spelling bee, will it be Ned who beats the Killer Bees?