Lovespring International

With the impending trial for a foot massage "incident" hanging over his head, Steve must struggle to control his urges when a bombshell of a client - with great feet - seeks his help. Lydia discovers that the client is a mole from the psychiatry board, there to test Steve's self-control. Meanwhile, Alex, who has always thought Whoopi Goldberg stole his idea for "Ghost," hears that "Ghost 2" is filming and goes to the set to confront her. Finally, Burke tries to help Wally, the mad poet, be less intimidating with his intense verse that scares the ladies away.

Victoria decides to have her portrait painted and concedes to the artist's desire to paint her nude — but things get complicated when we find out the artist is the only man who ever dumped Tiffany. His presence and Tiffany's sick suspicion of a romantic tryst between him and Victoria sends Tiffany into a downward spiral that causes drama for everyone in the office. Burke and Lydia, meanwhile, put their romance skills to the test as they counsel a couple they put together at the Losers Lunch.

Victoria covertly robs the Lovespring office in an effort to get some insurance money to boost her sagging finances. Complicating matters is the arrival of a psychic client, Beatrice (Kerri Kenney), who is able to read people's energy and knows that Victoria is hiding something. On the dating front, Beatrice's psychic talents have been hindering her, leaving Alex and Steve scrambling to set her up. Meanwhile, Lydia spies on her married boyfriend - and discovers an exact counterpart who has been having an affair with Phillip's wife and is spying on Lydia.

When interoffice fighting reaches a peak, Steve steps up and declares that everyone must switch roles for a day. As everyone adjusts to their new responsibilities, Burke smuggles a homeless woman named Lucinda (Alanis Morissette) into the office so she can paint his office in exchange for a meal. While Burke isn't paying attention, the staffers unwittingly mistake Lucinda for a client and give her a makeover so she's oddly attractive. When Burke realizes Lucinda has been made over, he schemes to set her up with a hard-to-match client, Randall (Michael Hitchcock); however, his master plan backfires when Randall is so taken with her homeless no-care lifestyle that he rids himself of his earnings and stiffs Lovespring on their commission.

Lovespring's newest client, Joe, represents a particular challenge, since he spends much of his time donating sperm and fathering children, instead of dating women. Lydia valiantly tries to match him up, while Steve uses his "psychiatric" skills to figure out why Joe acts the way he does. Burke, meanwhile, practically unravels when Victoria gives him a very odd statue for a birthday present and he desperately tries to figure out "what it means."

Looking to make an extra buck, Victoria rents an office to a mysterious massage therapist, Drake (Michael McDonald). Alex suspects that something is not right with the newcomer, and his instincts are proven right when Drake is exposed as a "de-muler," who extracts smuggled drugs from his clients' body cavities. Lydia and Burke, meanwhile, have been forced to share an office because of Drake's "business" — and to make matters worse, Burke is using Lydia as a romantic beard in order to keep his wife off his gay scent.