I Love New York

After getting her heart broken not once but twice, New York summons 20 single men to her mansion with the hope of finding true love. The guys think its one big party until New York’s mom busts in through the front door – Sister Patterson’s in the house and she’s ready to open a can of whoop ass on any man that’s not good enough for her daughter. After the guys present New York with their nicknames, it’s time for a cocktail mixer in the backyard. While New York spends some quality time with all 20 guys, her mom grills them to determine their worthiness. Sister Patterson gets in a shouting match with a guy that New York is really feelin’ and screams at him that he is going to be eliminated. She gives New York an ultimatum - either he leaves the house or she will. At the elimination, New York sends 5 guys home – but will she listen to her mom?

Chamo, NY's Assistant, calls the 15 guys to the backyard for a meeting. New York addresses them from her balcony -- they will be competing in a male beauty pageant, a mangeant, and the winners will get dates with her. With the help of 3 beauty queens, the guys get waxed and plucked and learn how to walk like real men... in speedos. The guys shake their asses at the mangeant while New York, her mom and Chamo judge. The next day, the winner and the 2 runners up take NY on a date to the Santa Monica Pier while the losers stay home and barbeque. But when NY gets back from her date, two of the guys get in a fight when one accuses the other of having a girlfriend. New York doesn't know who to believe but she makes her decision and eliminates 3 more guys.

The remaining 12 guys start their day with the usual trash talking until Chamo delivers a "New York Note". The next challenge will test the guys on their earning potential - NY likes to spend mad cheddar so she needs a man who can bring home the bacon. The guys prepare their presentations and get dressed up in suits. They head to a boardroom where NY has invited a special guest to help her judge. But one of the guys has a mental breakdown during his presentation and storms out in tears - he collapses and is tended to by EMTs. Back at the mansion, the results of the challenge are announced: the winner gets a date with NY and the loser gets a date with her mom. The loser's date gets cut short when he has another mental breakdown and Sister Patterson insists that he gets sent away to the looney bin. The next day, the guys throw a BBQ for NY and impress her with massages and lap dances. But later that night, she tells 2 more guys to get the f**k up out of her house.

Chamo delivers a New York Note to the guys – it says that NY wants a man that is good with his hands. The remaining 9 guys will break up into 3 teams of 3 and build dog houses for NY's Chihuahua, Her Majesty. Some teams work together well but others fight over the details of their absurd canine cribs. New York and Her Majesty inspect the dog houses and declare a winning team. That night, each guy on the team gets intimate time with NY. Early the next morning, Sister Patterson wakes the guys up and takes them to a church service where she gives a rousing sermon. During the service, some guys cry and one manages to fall asleep, disrespecting Sister Patterson in her place of worship. That night New York sends 2 more guys packing.

New York is down to her "lucky 7" and wants to know which guys have skills on the court - she's lookin for a baller. She invites her friend Tamara Moore from the WNBA to put her men to the test and the best man wins a date with NY. The guys fight so hard for this challenge that one of "em ends up in the hospital. Later that night, NY proves that she's an equal opportunity lover and spreads her love to all the guys in the mansion. The next day, Sister Patterson almost causes a riot when she pits the guys against each other at lunch. After this tumultuous lunch, another guy is sent packing.

The 6 guys gather in the living room when New York tells them that they will be hosting a party for her girls while she goes shopping. The guys excitement turns to terror when ten screaming 11 year old girls run in the front door - it's a princess party and the girls decide who gets a date with NY. New York takes the winner on a romantic Cinderella date while the losers have to cook dinner for Sister Patterson. Again, NY's mom stirs up controversy causing one guy to almost leave the house in a rage. Just in time to capitalize on the tension in the house, NY brings the guys to a boxing gym so they can beat each other's asses. One guy gets hit so hard that he flies out of the ring, and later that night NY kicks another ass to the curb.