I Just Want My Pants Back

Jason Strider (Peter Vack) has a one-night stand with a gal who steals his heart--and a beloved pair of jeans--and he embarks on a quest to get his pants back. This is the premiere of a comedy series that follows the twentysomething slacker as he navigates the ups and downs of his post-collegiate years while living in New York City.

Jason, egged on by his friends (and several beers), posts an ad looking for Jane on missed connections. Tina loses her license to mock him, when, while anxiously awaiting a text from Brett, she de-virginizes an intern. Stacey and Eric have new mattress sex on a mattress that turns out to be anything but new.

Jason decides six is one too many times to clean a toilet... and quits his job at JB's. Still pants-less, now jobless, he meets Tina, hoping to "network," at James Franco's Ravioli Party. Tina is there on her first pre-midnight date with Brett, where she wonders if she's prepared to date a guy who carries around a tattered copy of The Odyssey as a fashion accessory. Meanwhile, Stacey and Eric inadvertently find themselves in a foursome.

Jason and Tina, now both single and broke, decide to change their fortunes with a debauched night out, but Stacey's penis-themed bachelorette party and a needy pot dealer with a bad cold get in the way.

Tina has an embarrassing diagnosis and must tell her ex-boyfriend the burning news. Jason finds work as a cleaning person, but when he starts hooking up with his boss, he wonders if he's getting paid for more than just cleaning.

Jason and Tina are desperate for cash and make a pact to stay away from their respective "safety nets" for help.