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Clay and Johnny make a deal: if Clay can keep Johnny's Grandma off his back, Johnny will detoxify Clay's ferret Angus; Clay takes Grandma to Las Vegas to meet the man of her dreams.

Paula entrusts Johnny with her dog, Tootsie, but Angus becomes jealous of the pooch, which Johnny soon loses; Grandma tries to help Dad become a better salesman.

Grandma wants a new stole, so she kidnaps Angus to breed him for more fur; Johnny and Omar try to track down Paula to keep her from going to an ice cream social, which they think is a sex party.

Johnny becomes a teacher's assistant to impress Paula, but he's held hostage by his pupils, who want Clay to return their other T.A.; Grandma finds Dad a date on the internet.

Clay's finances are frozen by the IRS so he starts a business with Johnny, Omar and Dad in order to make money; Grandma finds out she has an sexually transmitted disease and must inform all of her previous sex partners.

Johnny poses nude for Paula's art class then gets thrown in jail with Clay - where he runs into Dad; Grandma finds love through email with convicts.