Bizarre ER

This episode features a student who has trapped his testicles under a 60kg gearbox. A pole dancer has fallen off her pole and onto her head. A golfer smashes his ball straight at his girlfriend's teeth. A man falls into an industrial cement mixer.

This episode features an endangered fisherman who has an anchor swung at his groin. Surgeons operate on a five-year-old's nose to remove a life-threatening Lego. After stubbing his toe, a man's foot is engulfed in pus-filled boils. A boy ends up with toes on his hands due to a freak bouncy castle accident.

This episode features a man who slips with his scissors while undertaking some "pubic topiary." An oil rig worker is airlifted from the North Sea when he swallows a toothpick. Witness a victim of "frozen food injury." Plus, we return to medieval medicine when bloodsucking leeches are stuffed into a woman's mouth to keep alive her transplanted tongue.

This episode features a circus dwarf who superglues his penis to a vacuum cleaner. A shoemaker stitches up her thumb. A boy melts his trousers as he tries to put out a sparkler. A toilet falls off the back of a lorry and onto a man's foot.

A veteran plucks a cat's testicles. A gymnast falls head over heels. A few chefs' eyes are mysteriously being fried in their kitchen. A man is gored by a bullock. A keg falls on a barman's foot.

A pencil punctures a boy's lung. A prized pooch breaks his owner's nose. A man's ear is bitten off. A patient's body becomes engulfed by red spots. Some breezeblocks split a builder's knee in half.