Be Here Nowish

Attempting to elevate the level of intimacy in her relationship with her boyfriend, things get awkward after Sam coerces her boyfriend into engaging in lunch lady role play. When things turn even more sour and she gets dumped, Sam goes to a friend of a friend's bachelorette party and wallows in her newfound loneliness. Overhearing Sam pleading on the phone to her now ex, Nina comforts her. The two quickly bond and decide to hold a celebration of their own.

After a night out, Sam awakes late for work to find Nina cuddling her very tightly. When she leaves, two of Nina's spiritually enlightened friends track her phone to Sam's apartment and bring over freshly baked chocolate chip and cannabis cookies. Sam returns from a particularly grueling simulated date to discover the three inebriated women playing with bubbles in her bathtub. Nina and her friends rush out of the apartment, and Sam enjoys a cookie herself.

Nina's ex, Zoe, buys her a ticket to Los Angeles in order to meet with a spiritual guru named Bob. Sam wants better clients, but after voicing her opinion, her boss sends her a guy that pushes her limits as a dating coach. When Nina interrupts a spirituality class to sell pills, she discovers that the teacher's quite a snob when it comes to the drugs that he's willing to ingest. Zoe's new girlfriend is enrolled in the class, and Nina snags her number.

NIna hooks up with her ex-girlfriend's current girlfriend, Aurora. After receiving an extremely scathing Yelp review, Nina gets fired from her job as a drug dealer. Aurora and Nina speculate about the reviewer's mental state and brainstorm some new job prospects for Nina. Meanwhile, Sam battles her boss over a series of alterations to her physical appearance that her boss thinks will transform her into a more approachable dating coach. Sam and Nina bond over wine and gluten-free puff pastries.

After ditching their jobs in New York, Sam and Nina wait for their flight to Los Angeles. Nina questions Sam's preparedness for the trip, and the two playfully banter at their terminal. Once they arrive in LA, Sam and Nina are welcomed by their free spirited landlord, who informs them of the strange rules that come along their tenancy. While Sam intends to follow the guidelines, Nina convinces her to imbibe, get high, and eat red meat on their first day.

After partying irresponsibly the previous night, Nina and Sam head to their spiritual bootcamp in the morning. NIna's phone gets confiscated and buried in the garden when she refuses to pay attention during their first instruction. When faced with the task of destroying sentimentally cherished possessions, Nina and Sam both struggle to release. Not wanting to forfeit during the first day of their spiritual awakening, the women must drink their own urine to move forward with the enlightenment.