Punky (Soleil Moon Frye) is disappointed when her teacher, Mrs. Winston, assigns her to write the human interest column for their class newspaper, so she turns it into a gossip column. Alice Ghostley guest stars.
Spoon and Ice go into a convenience store that's when a couple enter and try to rob the place. Spoon manages to get out but Ice is one of the hostages. The police arrive and there's a standoff. Kelly arrives but because of posse comitatus he can't do anything so he can only watch. At the same time Kate is having trouble with the guy who gives her her jukeboxes so Capone tries to help.
