Jim sets Dana up with a guy so perfect that even Cheryl falls for him.
Cheryl's 15 year-old cat Mr. Feeney dies and she wants Jim to bury it in the backyard, but Jim desperately wants to go to the Bears game.
Jim pays Dana to buy him an anniversary gift for Cheryl but Dana goes over the spending limit and Cheryl finds out that all her anniversary gifts over the past ten years were bought by Dana.
When the new DVD player breaks, Jim and Cheryl blame each other for losing the receipt; Jim buys another DVD player while Cheryl writes a new receipt in an attempt to one-up each other.
Jim plans a surprise party for Cheryl's birthday, but cancels it when Dana spills the beans; to make it up to him, Cheryl plans a party for him... but he's too busy bowling to show up.