When Joey gives D.J. a used car for a birthday present, everyone is thrilled--until they learn the car is stolen.
Sam and Woody are up for bids at a charity auction but are less than thrilled at their new "owners."
Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.
To get off the hook for tax fraud, Norm is pressured to sleep with the IRS auditor.
Brian gets in trouble when he charms the island's tough but lovesick policewoman.