Sean Masterson

Ross goes to visit Marcel while on a trip to California, and finds that the monkey is working in commercials. Joey gets his first fan letter and ends up dating the woman, who turns out to be a stalker who thinks that the happenings on Days of Our Lives are real. Phoebe is asked to sing for the children at the library, but their parents are horrified by her lyrics.

Terrorists in Italy make a huge mistake when they kidnap a CIA agent with close ties to both Webb and the Admiral.

Drew is embarrassed after several people who knew him from the Future Leaders of America in high school come to school for Career Day and see him working in the cafeteria. He wonders when his life got off-track. He recalls being ignored by Kate and pantsed by jocks on his first day of high school. Kate blames herself for his misfortune. She reveals that during their sophomore year, she answered a question when she wasn't really listening and inadvertently advised Drew to get black glasses instead of contacts. Drew was then seen as a nerd and received regular beatings. Lewis argues that he is at fault because he introduced Drew to beer during their junior year. Oswald confesses to spilling chocolate milk all over Drew's application to MIT, then replacing the essay with moronic babbling. He didn't tell Drew, who sent in the application. Drew insists that he could have made better decisions, but liked getting attention from the attractive school nurse after each crisis. He comes

When the kids need to raise money to replace the school video camera that they broke, they read that "National Babbler" has offered to pay a fee for the best picture of an alien. Sounds like the gang has a plan to get the money they need!

When Traci and Andy are sent out on an undercover training exercise, they stumble upon a young woman who is about to die of an overdose. Meanwhile, Dov finds himself on a “ride-along” with a drug dealer and old friend of his deceased brother. Back at the station, Chris and Gail deal with a teenage boy they found tied up at a graveyard; sifting through the wreckage of their relationship, to try to get to the bottom of a bullying situation.