Sarah MacDonnell

The gang makes and breaks a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate - a monkey named Marcel whom everyone adores. Well, everyone except Monica, who can't get past the faeces-throwing thing. And Phoebe faces a difficult decision when she meets a shy physicist who's thinking about giving up a fellowship in Minsk to stay with her.

The damaged Jem'Hadar ship crashes on a planet. Dax is seriously injured, but kept alive by Dr. Bashir. A group of Jem'Hadar who also crashed on the planet finds them.

While in Ireland to research a new book, Jessica is called in to help solve the crime when a tycoon's murder is linked to a local legend.

Terminal boredom overcomes Gary (John Asher) in history class, so he summons Lisa &(Vanessa Angel) and asks for her power to fast-forward life to the fun parts. She adapts the video remote to control time as though it were a video machine. Gary commandeers the remote to fast-forward his dates to the goodnight kiss. Then he meets Donna (Amy Leland), who likes him but talks a lot, so he fast-forwards her chatter. Meanwhile Wyatt (Michael Manasseri), who is tied into the wish with his friend, is jerked through time as Gary operates the remote at will.

When Wyatt (Michael Manasseri) and Gary (John Asher) decide to take an unofficial week off from school, they ask Lisa (Vanessa Angel) to cover their absenteeism in the Attendance Office. She conjures up two magic gumballs which the guys chew and blow up. The resulting bubbles grow enormous and become a pair of Gary and Wyatt clones. While Lisa and the guys rush off to the Bahamas, the Bazooka boys cover for Gary and Wyatt in class.