Rupert Bates

After getting his hand stuck in a teapot, Mr. Bean heads off to the hospital. When he discovers that numerous people are already waiting in line to see the doctor, Bean goes to great lengths to try to sneak ahead without waiting his turn. Following his hospital visit, Mr. Bean takes his camera around town and annoys a Queen's guard by trying to dress him to his liking for a photo shoot. After such a busy day, it's bedtime for Mr. Bean, but unfortunately he finds he has insomnia. He tries counting sheep but not in the traditional way.

Rimmer encounters his most dangerous blood chilling challenge ever - Lister is taking the chef's exam. If Lister passes he will hold sufficient rank to have Rimmer replaced as the ship's hologram. Just how low will the universe's most obnoxious dead man stoop to stop him?

The crew run amok through history, blithely ignoring the consequences of causality. When Kryten discovers some mutated developing fluid which prints photographs the crew can walk into, they find they are able to change their pasts. When Lister becomes a multi-millionaire, married to supermodel Sabrina Mulholland-Jones, Rimmer decides it is his duty to rescue him.

After losing a bet, Richie and Eddie are forced to spend a week camping in Wimbledon Common, and the only supplies they have are a tin opener and a packet of chocolate Hob-Nobs. However, their food problems may soon be solved, as Eddie plans on eating a Womble.

A burglar breaks into Richie and Eddies place and manages to get caught by them. Once they have him tied up they have to decide what to do with him and the loot he has stolen from other houses.