Michael looks to teach Claire a lesson after she sneaks out of the house and uses Kady as an accomplice.
Michael is thrilled when the children start their own businesses after squandering their allowances in one day.
Michael feels old and acts like a sore loser when he can't beat Jr. Kyle at basketball. Meanwhile, Claire, who thinks the best way to impress boys is to have bigger breasts, buys a padded bra.
Nicholas shocks the family when he chooses Buckwheat as the famous African-American he wants to portray at a school assembly.