The camp foot inspection and a minor wound to Col. Potter are the highlights in a bemusing letter from Radar to his mother.
A puzzling and contradictory case develops as Mason defends pretty Mitsou Kamuri, first, against a charge of stealing some valuable rose pearls, then, against a charge of murder.
Steve joins a World War II kamikaze pilot, whom he once rescued, in a search for a youth reportedly living with wolves. John Fujioka guest stars.
Alice (Linda Lavin), Vera (Beth Howland) and Belle (Diane Ladd) are in a state of shock when Mel (Vic Tayback) tells them that he's gambled his life savings away, including the diner.
Mel (Vic Tayback) can win back his diner if he can figure out a way of getting Robert Goulet to perform at a run-down Vegas motel.