Frank is left in charge while Henry is away, and Frank forces Hawkeye to fill in as officer of the day.
A rumor that the 4077th is going to "bug out" becomes grossly exaggerated until it is believed the entire Chinese army is attacking the camp.
Frank burns devises a plan to sell the camp's garbage, and Hawkeye buys some to dump on a visiting Colonel.
Charles tries to profit from the army's money exchange and Klinger tries a scam to win a spot at West Point.
