Carrie is embarrassed when a hungry Doug shows up at an important social event.
Bernie pushes Jordan to hang out with the new kid next door to expand his cultural horizons.
Albert/Alberta begins to flood the world, he/she attempts to gather a collection of animals, which is missing a werewolf and a vampire.
Tommy (Philip McKeon) learns there's more to marketing than charts and graphs when Mel (Vic Tayback), following Tommy's advice to "cut back," almost fires Alice (Linda Lavin).
