Hawkeye writes a letter home to his father and describes the 4077th's antics, including a raffle to send a Korean houseboy to the states.
Hawkeye and Trapper help a young Korean girl gain freedom from her G.I. "Master."
Hawkeye and Trapper swipe a pint of blood from Frank, but the patient they give it to comes down with an infection.
Henry receives a transfer and Frank is in charge, until Hawkeye and Trapper devise a plot to get their leader back.
A rash of thefts occurs at the 4077th and Hawkeye is the chief suspect when the loot shows up in his footlocker.