Hawkeye writes a letter home to his father and describes the 4077th's antics, including a raffle to send a Korean houseboy to the states.
Hawkeye and Trapper help a young Korean girl gain freedom from her G.I. "Master."
Henrys life is put in danger by a disgruntled helicopter pilot who will do anything to receive a discharge.
A rash of thefts occurs at the 4077th and Hawkeye is the chief suspect when the loot shows up in his footlocker.
Hawkeye and Trapper swipe a pint of blood from Frank, but the patient they give it to comes down with an infection.