Hawkeye writes a letter home to his father and describes the 4077th's antics, including a raffle to send a Korean houseboy to the states.
Lamont believes his father has only six months to live.
Hawkeye and Trapper deal with the black market to obtain some much needed medical supplies.
To Frank's dismay, Hawkeye is promoted to chief surgeon, which prompts Frank to call General Barker to the 4077th.
Hot Lips gets depressed and requests a transfer, causing turmoil in the camp.
