Mike Wagner

The Bunker home gets a visit by a fast talking furnace inspector who cons Archie into signing a contract to purchase two-thousand dollars worth of aluminim siding. Later, Irene and George warn Archie that the man is a fraud but are too late, the installation crew has just shown up.

Ernie's (Barry Livingston) bragging about his dad forces Steve (Fred MacMurray) into a grueling cross-country race with other fathers.

Tired of living in a dump Lisa demands some serious home improvements. Oliver fires the Monroe brothers and hires an architect to draw up plans. Renovations come to a screeching halt thanks to the Monroes' picket line and famous Hootervillian Rutherford B. Skrug.

Lucy and Carol Burnett, both out of work, create the Unemployed Follies to earn a few extra bucks.