Marge is inspired by the book "The Bridges of Madison County" to try to teach her children about romance. She describes her near-affair with bowling instructor Jacques while Homer relates his almost-fling with co-worker Mindy. They conclude by realizing they lucked out with each other, while the kids watch "Itchy & Scratchy."
Actress Judi Dench; actor Kenneth Branagh; actress Michelle Pfeiffer; actor Josh Gad; St. Vincent performs.
