Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) and Adam (Oliver Hudson) attempt to practice fiscal responsibility as they consider buying their apartment. Audrey (Megyn Price) and Jeff (Patrick Warburton) offer to write their letter of recommendation, but end up making matters worse when they have a run-in with the landlady. Meanwhile Russell (David Spade) is forced to find a new dive when a waitress at the diner turns out to be one of his scorned ex-lovers.
After discovering the hotel where Giardella is being held, Sipowicz gets his revenge with the help of a pet bulldog and the hotel's thankful chef. Meanwhile, Officer Janice Licalsi receives a visit from her guilt-ridden father.
A conniving count's (Dick Gautier) faulty scheme of transforming lead into gold could cause a world oil crisis; guest Ed Begley Jr.
A Middle Eastern potentate hires the A-Team to protect his about-to-be-married daughter despite her ideas to the contrary. But the wedding might be more endangered by the love interest Face shows towards the princess than through the terrorists. Plus B.A. plots revenge against the team when he is promised he can get them back for getting him to fly in a plane again.
