Eileen reminds her family that it's Lent and asks them to give up things they really love. In a chance meeting, Kenny meets his first gay crush, and Pat discovers his little girl, Shannon, is all grown up.
When a hostage's life is threatened, Elena calls upon a popular news anchor, known as America's most trusted man, to negotiate her release.
The Lonely Island shows off their new merchandise and Gil Faizon & George St. Geegland talk about their upcoming Broadway Show.