Madeline Smith

Jackie visits Bill at his diner only to find that he has no pills for her. He invites her to stop by his apartment that evening, if she’s really desperate. At All Saints, while helping Akalitus understand her new high-tech office phone, Thor helps her face a deeper fear. Meanwhile, two drunk high school girls, skipping school, arrive in the ER after one of them face plants on the sidewalk, and they spend the day flirting with Kelly Slater. When Jackie notices this, she accuses Kelly of being inappropriate with the girls, which he denies. Coop, still dealing with his mothers’ divorce, is attempting to literally throw away his childish things that have cluttered his office. As night falls, and Jackie needs to get to Immaculate Virgin to see Grace perform in the Saint Pageant, she stops by Bill’s apartment only to find him permanently indisposed.

Upton is assigned the task of visiting Stacks Lane School to give a sex education lesson. It's an all-girls school and his students are almost women, so the experience proves embarrassing for Upton when they tease him. When he meets the schoolmistress, he realizes his problems are far from over.

Upton and Collier have taken up jobs in a practice run by the eccentric Dr. Maxwell and his young daughter, Sue. The problems start for Upton when people begin to question his age and the patients want to be seen by a "proper doctor."

When Dick Stuart-Clark visits Upton and Collier, he is shocked at their working conditions and encourages his friends to modernize the practice. When they attempt to update the filing system and install a new EKG machine, they create havoc among the patients.

Is Upton guilty of improper conduct? It looks that way to Dr. Maxwell when he catches Mike in the surgery room with a glamorous patient. The situation takes some explaining, not only to Maxwell but to Sue as well.