A mystery writer plans a "perfect crime" with his ex-partner as the target. Jack Cassidy, Martin Milner and Rosemary Forsyth guest star.
A flu epidemic strikes the 4077th leaving only Hawkeye and Hot Lips to care for their fallen comrades and the wounded.
General Bartford Steele arrives at the 4077th and surprises everyone with his loony antics.
A childhood friend of Hawkeye's is killed by a stray bullet and Hawkeye stops the possibility of another senseless death by sending an underage G.I. home.
Frank burns devises a plan to sell the camp's garbage, and Hawkeye buys some to dump on a visiting Colonel.