Hot Lips might be pregnant, but an angry soldier with a gun is holding her test results, and Klinger, hostage.
When Charles starts playing his French horn, Hawkeye and B.J. stop bathing in protest until he stops.
Carter puts his career in jeopardy when he circumvents channels to arrange surgery for a racetrack gambler. Jeanie reconsiders her plight when she cares for an AIDS victim loathed by her unforgiving husband.
A Cabot Cove home, now fallen into disrepair and reputedly once frequented by Benedict Arnold, becomes the scene of deadly competition and murder.
Dick considers getting into politics when two city officials tell him to run for town council.