Hawkeye writes a letter home to his father and describes the 4077th's antics, including a raffle to send a Korean houseboy to the states.
To Frank's dismay, Hawkeye is promoted to chief surgeon, which prompts Frank to call General Barker to the 4077th.
Hawkeye and Trapper help a young Korean girl gain freedom from her G.I. "Master."
A rash of thefts occurs at the 4077th and Hawkeye is the chief suspect when the loot shows up in his footlocker.
Hawkeye and Trapper stop a Colonel from creating unnecessary battlefield casualties by having him sent stateside.
