Leonard Bremen

Morticia's cousin Melancholia wants to marry Clarence P. Harvey after most of her marital prospects have joined the Foreign Legion. Clarence recoils when Melancholia puts on a campaign to win him backed by support from Morticia Gomez and Clarence's boss.

Jan looks for attention by playing practical jokes on her family. However, her pranks get out of hand when she loses Greg's pet mouse and science project, Myron, inside the house.

The Stephens are invited to the Kravitz home to meet Louis Gruber, Gladys' brother. Twenty six years before, at the age of eight, when Louis made his debut as a violinist at Carnegie Hall, his knickers fell down. Since then, Louis has shunned playing in public. Abner claims he is just a moocher. When Louis suddenly begins to play, Samantha and Darrin realize he is a brilliant musician. Samantha arranges for him to play at a hospital benefit.

A hip director hires the Bradys (and Alice) to star in his latest project: A TV commercial for laundry detergent.

Lurch becomes inconsolable when Gomez donates the family harpsichord to a collector. Gomez and Morticia offer Lurch a balalaika and a set of drums. When this proves unsatisfactory Gomez and Fester decide to build a new harpsichord.