Comeuppances are in store for Dr. Cox, Dr. Kelso and J.D. from a hypochondriac, a surgical patient and Elliot, who wants more than just sex from J.D.
J.D. carries on with his romance with Jamie, but finds himself at a dead end after realizing she's a drama queen. Dr. Kelso makes Dr. Cox give a class on how to approach the patients nicely in order to prevent possible law suits. Carla's mother dies and she wants to get married.
Miley and Lilly want to spend more time together, so they try out for cheerleader. Only this time, Lilly lands in the limelight with a spot on the squad, while Miley is in the background as Mascot.
Lois gets dolled up after a scathing customer review; the boys take on Hal at basketball; Francis becomes a rat catcher.
Eli is having visions of a World War II battlefield, which he discovers is linked to his father and a case of a military mom involved in a custody battle.
