Miley and Lilly want to spend more time together, so they try out for cheerleader. Only this time, Lilly lands in the limelight with a spot on the squad, while Miley is in the background as Mascot.
Lois gets dolled up after a scathing customer review; the boys take on Hal at basketball; Francis becomes a rat catcher.
Comeuppances are in store for Dr. Cox, Dr. Kelso and J.D. from a hypochondriac, a surgical patient and Elliot, who wants more than just sex from J.D.
J.D. carries on with his romance with Jamie, but finds himself at a dead end after realizing she's a drama queen. Dr. Kelso makes Dr. Cox give a class on how to approach the patients nicely in order to prevent possible law suits. Carla's mother dies and she wants to get married.
Eli is having visions of a World War II battlefield, which he discovers is linked to his father and a case of a military mom involved in a custody battle.