Fed up with Michael's parenting style, the children confront their father with a description of the ideal dad.
Vanessa finds out her new boyfriend is not as rich as he wants her to believe. Tyler asks Mark for advice on girls.
As the new coach of Nicole's floundering all-girl basketball team, Mark conspires to dress Tyler up as a girl to help the team. Baseball greats FRANK ROBINSON and ALBERT BELLE also come to help.