Ted finally finishes telling his kids the story of how he met their mother.
The kids are excited to hear that they'll be the stars of a new reality show being filmed at Hollywood Arts. Meanwhile, Trina and Robbie are forced to work at The Grub Truck after injuring Festus.
While Adam (Sean Giambrone) worries about sexual tension between him and his longtime friend Emmy (guest star Stephanie Katherine Grant), Erica (Hayley Orrantia) and Beverly (Wendi McLendon-Covey) square off over a lack of trust.
When the Weavers and the Bird-Kersees chaperone a school dance, Debbie tries to recreate a romantic moment with Marty; Jackie wishes she and Larry had a more interesting story about how they met.
Al becomes flustered when he goes to the DMV to take his driver’s license test and the female instructor is wearing shorts – something he’s unaccustomed to seeing.