Judy Farrell

After he attempts to repair a stove and it blows up in his face, Hawkeye is forced to go about the camp with his eyes bandaged, with the knowledge that he may never see again. Even without the use of his eyes, Hawkeye is able to go up against Frank, who is cheating the camp out of their money by betting on a baseball game. Hawkeye’s bandages are later removed and he can see.

Potter is able to get a copy of the film My Darling Clementine to watch at the 4077th, but the film keeps breaking. Eventually, Father Mulcahy decides to provide some musical entertainment, and the entire camp takes turns making up verses to the song Army Life, Radar does a few impersonations, as does some other members of the camp and finally, everyone acts out a gunfight in the movie.

Radar wants a tattoo to boost his image and Hot Lips is on the war path to remove a nurse who isn't working out.

Margaret is married to Donald Penobscott at the 4077th by Father Mulcahy, but in a full body cast that Hawkeye and B.J. put him in after they threw him a bachelor party. The wedding is rushed when wounded arrive, but after surgery is over, Margaret and Donald go off on their honeymoon, leaving a heart-broken Frank behind.

Klinger is surprised when a new nurse finds him attractive and Charles plays Pygmalion with a Korean working girl.