Susan is horrified when the sexy Internet company she's been working for makes her their billboard model; Gabrielle shares her secret; Renee tries to steal Keith away from Bree.
Megan's been extremely secretive and Drake and Josh investigate to find out what she's up to. The clues lead to a new boyfriend and all seems wonderful until they find out Megan's new beau may be trouble.
Cheryl gives her best to assure herself a spot on the Church Committee, and in order to get that, she forbids Jim to do his annual "Green Man" routine on St. Patrick's day.
