Jane Connell

Colonel Potter loses the last of his closest friends since World War I, and he drinks a toast to his fallen comrades.

In an effort to meet men (and get group vacation rates), Mary and Rhoda pretend to be divorcees and join the Better Luck Next Time Club.

Thelma learns she must make sweeping changes in her first play -- if she wants it produced.

Soon after Darrin leaves town on business, Mr. Morgan, a domineering client, arrives. Samantha tells Aunt Clara that Morgan is still living in the Victorian Age. Aunt Clara fondly recalls her days as lady-in-waiting to the Queen and tries to return there. Instead, Queen Victoria and her throne pop into the Stephens' living room. When, Mr. Morgan demands to meet Samantha, because he judges a man by his wife. Larry comes to alert Samantha, and is bewildered by the Queen. Samantha explains she is an aunt who thinks she is Queen Victoria. Larry begs her to keep the Queen out of Morgan's sight. Samantha and Aunt Clara manage to hide the queen for awhile, but Morgan finally sees her. He takes it in stride, because he had a cousin who thought he was the Liberty Bell.

When Edith tells the story to the family in tears, Gloria and Mike believe she should report to the police while Archie fears Edith will be the one going to jail. Two weeks later, Edith is still ironing sheets for no reason and keeps running upstairs when someone knocks on the door. Gloria tells her dad to give her some TLC (Tender Loving Care).