James Staley

Blanche's daughter, Rebecca has some wonderful news. She's going to become a mother, through artificial insemination. However, Blanche is less then thrilled, she's totally against the entire thing.

Blanche's psychology professor sexually harasses her when she goes to him for help on a difficult test. Blanche's professor makes her an harassing deal: If she has sex with him, he'll give her an "A" for the exam. Meanwhile, Dorothy, Rose and Sophia each try to get a hold of tickets for a sold out Frank Sinatra concert.

Michael (Peter Scolari) finally tells Stephanie (Julia Duffy) that he's tired of her selfish behavior. With Bob Newhart.

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

Ben defends his boss (Richard Kline), accused of killing an umpire during his softball team's playoff game.