Jack J. Bennett

When Ted and Robin become "friends with benefits" to deal with conflicts they're having around the apartment, Barney tries to resolve the issues so they'll stop hooking up. Meanwhile, "reality" stars get too real for Marshall when they taunt him from the pages of his magazine.

When an agoraphobic man falls mysteriously ill and adamantly refuses to leave his home to get treatment at the hospital, House and the team go to him to figure out what might be wrong. Cameron takes charge as she has treated the patient before, and she and the team figure out ways to bring the hospital to the patient’s home, much to Cuddy’s disapproval. But as the patient’s condition worsens and their options for treating him inside his home become increasingly limited, House and the team scheme to get the man into the hospital for surgery without causing any further physical trauma or emotional anxiety. Meanwhile, Cameron and Chase attempt to work through some kinks in their relationship, and House deals with an annoying itch he cannot seem to scratch as Wilson comes up with his own analogies about House’s prickly situation.

Susan learns that Ben's loan shark is targeting Mike; Carlos exhibits unusual behavior during his first day back at work; Tom's girlfriend, Jane, has shocking news for Lynette.

Mindy's excited to join the guys for a "boy's night out" at MoMA, but quickly realizes she misunderstood their plans...They're not going to the museum, they're going to an MMA fight and Mindy couldn't be further out of her element.

Karen asks Hank to intervene with Becca. Later, the boys board Air Force 69 with Atticus Fetch, to fly to NYC to present the songs for the Broadway adaptation of A Crazy Little Thing Called Love. Charlie faces a serious case of aerophobia, but he’s got The Widow to take his mind off things. Atticus is surprised by Faith, while his wife surprises Hank.