Intelligence Officer Col. Flagg is mixed up with penicillin thieves who strike at the 4077th.
There is a lack of blood at the 4077th, and every able-bodied man and woman in the camp is donating blood every 48 hours. Things look bad, at least until a group of Turkish soldiers show up and their blood is drawn.
Thelma shares a campus apartment with some strange roommates.
Furillo is asked by a desperate Chief Daniels to head a police inquiry into departmental corruption while Calletano preps himself to take over as the new captain of the ferry precinct -- and his replacement is the rules bending, conniving Lt. Norman Buntz.