A rumor that the 4077th is going to "bug out" becomes grossly exaggerated until it is believed the entire Chinese army is attacking the camp.
After sending Radar off on a date, Hawkeye is crushed to learn he's injured by shrapnel.
Secretary Arlene Ferris is lured to a lonely beach house by her boss' son, but after she flees his advances, he is found knifed to death.
Archie recuperates in record time after he's called back to work-with a raise and a promotion.
