Emilio Borelli

At the advice of her therapist, Fran is determined to rid her life of men.

Rom breaks Ferengi law and organises a Union movement in order to improve the working conditions Quark subjects his employees to.

With greed running rampant at the office, Maya suggests that everyone pool their Christmas present money and give it to someone in need. Dismissing Nina's suggestion that they donate it to her favorite male stripper, Maya decides to give the money to Jesus Santos, the building's night janitor. Although led to believe that he's going to use the gift to open his own business, Maya is stunned when Jesus falls in love with her and uses the money to buy her a series of lavish gifts to prove it. Meanwhile, Finch begs to be invited along for a Caribbean swimsuit shoot with Elliott and a dozen beautiful models. When his pleas to be included in the trip fail to do any good, Finch decides to turn up the heat on Elliott by stealing his favorite camera lens. And though Elliott tries to resist, the lure of his lucky lens proves too strong and he invites Finch along. Then, after Jack reneges on his promise and buys them all presents, Nina, Finch and Elliott are forced to use their imagination so they can give him somethin Once Maya tells him she cannot reciprocate his feelings, Jesus insists that she take one gift, a ticket he won to a Legends of Baseball party. So when her dad gives her an expensive book as a Christmas gift, Maya returns the generosity by giving him the ticket. However, Jack is surprised to find that the party was actually part of a sting operation to arrest Jesus for being an illegal immigrant. Finally, despite learning that the swimsuit assignment has been canceled, Elliott doesn't tell Finch, preferring to send him along for the replacement shoot, a photo shoot with male models.

While shopping for a burial plot for the family, Al and Peg discover they don't have enough money, so they have to be buried in the same casket.

In New York, the women stay with Victoria's acting school roommate, Melanie lives in the moment, Joy wants to be a Rockette, and Elka hawks her polish.