Stath discovers he has been dropped from the team for the annual inter-agency football tournament and takes desperate measures to get on the pitch.
Stath finds himself infatuated with his former rival Carole after a drunken night of passion, but will his feelings be reciprocated?
When his dad announces that he needs to move out, Stath is forced to experience flat hunting from the other side.
Sean Lock and David Mitchell face team captain Jon Richardson and Sara Pascoe. "Mum's the Word" comedy duo joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.