Edward Stanley

In an attempt to avoid turning into that old boring couple, Phil and Claire decide to revisit their Clive and Juliana role-playing rendezvous from last Valentine's Day. Meanwhile Jay has planned an elaborate surprise evening for Gloria, but his plans keep getting thwarted, and an admirer comes between Cameron and Mitchell on V-day, but they can't agree whom the admiration is directed towards.

A desperate housewife has a potentially fatal health scare, while wedding plans and a long-awaited marriage proposal keep the residents of Wisteria Lane full of things to discuss with their neighbors.

The ladies decide to go dancing to burn off the Cleveland pounds but need local gay best friends to go with. Victoria catches Leandro's eye (Antonio Sabato Jr.) and Elka dukes it out with an old rival (Doris Roberts) and uncovers a shocking link to her past.

With the firm splitting up, Posner and Klein are trying to woo the lawyers with big perks, while Jordan and Eli are trying to keep them to do good; Eli's has visions of Maggie and her fiance, which Eli interprets as needing to tell Maggie about his infidelity.

Betty weighs the pros and cons of a sudden romantic dilemma; Mode faces off against Naomi Campbell and Ellie Magazine in a charity softball game; a young French boy makes a claim that shocks the Meade empire.