D. Elliot Woods

Ross goes to visit Marcel while on a trip to California, and finds that the monkey is working in commercials. Joey gets his first fan letter and ends up dating the woman, who turns out to be a stalker who thinks that the happenings on Days of Our Lives are real. Phoebe is asked to sing for the children at the library, but their parents are horrified by her lyrics.

Miley/Hannah is invited to the birthday party of a pop star and worries that Lilly might embarass her too bad to invite her.  Instead, she lies about where she goes that night but when Miley arrives at the party (which she was assured would be private and paparazzi-free), a photographer takes her picture.  Horrified that Lilly might see the picture in the tabloids, Miley tries to keep Lilly away from all media.

A personal secret of Dr. Cox is revealed during hospital visitations by a cocky MD (Jay Mohr), who establishes a rapport with J.D.

The Orville crew is divided between cultures when Bortus and Klyden debate if their newly born offspring should receive a controversial surgery.

When Tony's former partner Danny Price is found murdered and linked to the Port-to-Port serial killer, Tony flashes back to his days as a detective in Baltimore and recounts his first meeting with Gibbs.