Caitlin Chapman

A popular children's author has a seizure moments before attempting suicide; House and Cuddy go on a date with Wilson and his girlfriend (Cynthia Watros).

Vince's movie is re-imagined as a TV film starring Drama. Ari takes Lloyd on a recon mission. Turtle can't get Alex on the phone. Eric receives a surprising voicemail from Sloan; and Andrew Dice Clay, Drama's co-star on 'Johnny's Bananas,' needs representation.

After announcing that it's ‘Jeff Day,’ Jeff (Patrick Warburton) finds his plans have changed after the cleaning lady arrives. Meanwhile, Adam (Oliver Hudson) has to figure out why he has developed an eye twitch. Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) tries to get revenge on Russell (David Spade), by interfering with his love life.