While waiting in line at the power company to pay a late bill and dressed in her lab coat for her new dental assisting job, people mistake Frankie for a doctor and let her cut in front of them so that she can finish her business quickly and get back to saving lives. But when one of those people shows up at Dr. Goodwin's (guest star JACK McBRAYER – 30 Rock) office for a dental checkup, Frankie must attempt to keep up the charade, which leaves her new employer completely perplexed. Meanwhile, Axl discovers that Sue has a perfect attendance record at school and convinces her to ditch a day and live life on the edge; Dr. Fulton (DAVE FOLEY) tries to find out why Brick is so opposed to going to middle school; and Mike and Axl's fishing trip takes a turn for the worse when a distraction causes Mike to crash the boat he is towing, wedging it into a ditch.
Jason begrudgingly agrees to endorse the latest Strussel watch, only after his agent guarantees that he will neither be conscious for nor remember the product photo shoot. (Guest starring Jason Schwartzman)
Fay helps Nicky and Anthony cope with a big life change. Noah and Wyatt compete for the chance to go to a fancy dinner with Sherm. And there's wine.
Michelle Monaghan shows off her hog-wrestling skills, and Alan Thicke performs personalized theme songs for the gang. After Scott suddenly gets rich, he's visited by his long-lost brother Billy.
Riki Lindhome, Kate Micucci and Brent Weinbach engage in a battle of wits, and a series of competitions, based on the best (and worst) of social media. With host Chris Hardwick.
