Inebriated for the first time in his life, a timid young priest-to-be makes an amorous advance towards Diane and concludes he's not fit for the monastery. However, Sam finds a unique way to convince him otherwise.
News of aliens invading the town interrupts the Halloween party at the inn. With Bob Newhart, Mary Frann.
A rash of hijackings catches Boss buying his own stolen property and accusing his nephew and the Dukes of the dirty deeds.
Boss plots to cheat his black-clad twin (Sorrell Booke in a dual role) out of his inheritance.
Alice's (LINDA LAVIN) course in psychology causes a lot of friction in the diner, but with a happy ending.
