Lois runs away from home after her husband forgets her birthday and the boys buy candy instead of a gift.
As Lois and Hal write their wills in preparation for the baby's birth, they recall various colorful incidents with their four current children.
Sydney must protect the life of a civilian, whom she unintentionally put in danger. Meanwhile, Jack plans a visit with an old friend, and Vaughn uncovers more disturbing secrets about his father.
A young woman claims that she and Kim (Countess Vaughn) were switched at birth. With Mo'Nique. Guest star: D.L. Hughley.
